When Mom is too hot...
Mom:
So... What do you think? IMO the plastic surgeon did an awesome job...
So... What do you think? IMO the plastic surgeon did an awesome job...
Daughter:
Well then... I think... Not bad...
Well then... I think... Not bad...
A few seconds later...
Not sure that I'll take my friends back home any soon...
Not sure that I'll take my friends back home any soon...
Mom, candidly:
Oh... and may I ask why?
Oh... and may I ask why?
Daughter, with the most icy voice she could use:
Don't you guess? Till I have bigger ones, no chance...
Don't you guess? Till I have bigger ones, no chance...
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Never ever Mess with a Witch...
This is the moment when you realize why this place has been so quiet, so deserted, all afternoon:
That damn'd "Prohibited Passage" you ignored a few hours ago is now back,
On a suddenly dead tree blocking the only way back home...
All of a sudden, she's there, coming from nowhere, so gorgeous, so incredibly sexy, so... angry...
And that's the moment when you disappeared from the surface of the Earth...
And so did your truck...
Never mess with a Witch, even if she's...
That damn'd "Prohibited Passage" you ignored a few hours ago is now back,
On a suddenly dead tree blocking the only way back home...
All of a sudden, she's there, coming from nowhere, so gorgeous, so incredibly sexy, so... angry...
And that's the moment when you disappeared from the surface of the Earth...
And so did your truck...
Never mess with a Witch, even if she's...
